I've never had one. Obviously. I wouldn't have made an entire blogpost about them if I did, I'm sure.
They look classy as a fudge cake on a rainy day. Damn that made me sound like a country bumpkin from the Americas.
Middle namesmake you sound like a no nonsense badass. Like:
Edward Tiberius Scissorhands.
John Antonio Doe.
Inigo Revengio Bob Montoya.
William Wally Wonka.
Frederick Pennyworth Krueger.
Optimus James Earl Jones Prime.
Legolas Legs Looks Luscious Silverleaf.
Wednesday Thursday Friday Addams.
Beetlejuice B. Beetlejuice. I hope to God you get what the B stands for.
It stands or Beetlejuice. Damn, I'm dissappointed now. You just cannot not get that. Double negative. Cool.
Wait. You cannot not... NOT get that?
You can't unget it. You willth not...eth getteth it...
Nevermind.
Victor Llewelyn Von Doom. Surely the "Von" doesn't count as a middle name does it? It shouldn't.
Captain James Evelyn Hook.
Kvikk Lunsj Gallifrey Harbak.
So many wonderful middle names, so few to use them on. Not really though. Because everyone has a middle name. When I was in Swansea there were people with like 5 middle names! Hey dude, how about sharing and caring, yeah? It's selfish keeping all those middle names to yourself!
In all seriousness though, middle names are awesome. Makes you sound all sorts of majestic. No. Majestic. With the capital M.
That was kind of hard to tell with it being behind a full stop and all that.
OK, new topic. Holy shit it is fun to reply to Facebook comments as if you're writing a novel. I have no idea what came over me, but it was kind of fun. A little creepy, but fun. Let's be honest. I am a comedic genius. There art none as funny as I!
No but seriously, if you are bored and don't give a crap about how people perceive you, then it's awesome. I never really can understand people who can't joke about themselves. I used to know a person like that, and he was a bit of a drag. But why remember assholes. Remember the cool kids. Like the Swansea crew. I miss those fucks. And my best mates back in Kriatiansand and Skien respectively. Good times were had. Rad.
Bodacious.
Middle names are cool, but anything more than 3 names per person is major overkill imo. Like Kine Emilie Nilsen just as a random example is cool, but when people use their first, middle and both of their parent's last names like Hans Ove Justnes Olsen actively it becomes absurd. Unless of course it is for a pet. Then you should be obliged to give it at least 4 names. I don't have a proper middle name, but I do occasionally use my mother's last name as a middle name which is a small comfort.
ReplyDeleteI kind of disagree. Sure, when it surpasses a certain number, it does look a little silly, but I don't think it sounds silly with Johnny Depulies Vasques Jones, for example. Ok it was a bad example. But you know what I mean. As for pets, I 100% agree. Kvikk Lunsj Berthine Amedine Lovely Cat Bobbithy Frodo Harbak probably appreciate her name, I'm sure :D
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