Minecraft Solo-style; Updated.

So after I made the last post about my Minecraft single player world, I had the sudden urge to decorate the place. Strange, that, after pointing out how messy it really was. So I took it upon me to fully explore the newly created flower pot. When I say "fully explore", however, I'm afraid I mean "exaggerate the use of" said object. Rather drastically, if I might add.
It's safe to say, I fell in love with those little squares that could contain little shrubberies if I wanted them to.
I guess this is where Stephenie Meyer would write "I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him (them)". So I made a garden, filled to the brim of those little bastards. And the cabin.
I did actually have one inside the cabin already in the first post, but I guess couldn't see its potential properly before. However, here we go again. The cabin has been refurbished.

The lack of change, I do need to apologise for. I did however make a garden where I planted seeds, potatoes and carrots. I had to cheat one of each in, as I built this in the beta version of Minecraft, have explored quite the area, so wouldn't happen upon a jungle or the village needed with the first. Also I really wanted the opportunity to breed pigs, and I felt that was the lesser evil. Actually, I have no idea if either villages or jungles would spawn at all in this world... GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW!

Regardless,  here is my farm of doom and wheatness. Not cheated in, I might add....
I think Notch may have nerfed the fences. Or boosted the baby animals, as they seem to be able to escape the fences with great ease, and grow up to be magnificent beasts... My point is, I see an awful lot of animals around the fencing instead of inside it. Curse their will to break free! Curse it!
If you question the sheep colours, um, don't ask... It's just easier that way.
Animal testing is not illegal in Minecraft, OK? I can't help them being so extremely willing to try out shit. I told the red one, I said "hey Red (it's name is Red), hey Red, hi! Don't be dying yo wool red. That's just silly. And potentially dangerous, bro!" Red just looked at me with his big lazy eyes and baa'd at me. He's running his own course, that sheep. Need to figure out where his own boundaries are.

Ruddy teenage sheep... Never know where you stand with them. Most likely in a field, but you never know, you know. Bit of a dodgy crowd, I guess. Lilac isn't the best influence.

ANYWAY, took new pictures of EVERYTHING. Everything. You son of a bitch.
Now you can see what I mean about a flowerpot obsession, by the way. You're welcome.

  











Fucking love those badboys. Can plant all sorts of shit in them. It's brilliant! Oh yeah, I finally smacked on a texture pack as well, this is Sphax PureDBcraft. Was talking briefly about that last time, but only had the boring normal one then. I love the cartoon-y look it gets in this. Quite possibly my new favourite. DaveChaos, a YouTuber, had it in one of his videos, I instantly loved it. And stole it. Shamelessly. Like I do every day.

Oh! I also tamed a mighty steed! The mightiest and fiercest of them all! The nut to my cracker, the meat to my balls, the fish to my fingers, the cheese to my burger, the key to my board, the cotton to my candy, the candy to my cane, the ex ... to my plosion....

IT IS STEVE! BEHOLD!

Steve is my trusted riding pig. He rides fast and hard. And he knows all the best shortcuts. Though he won't share them. The bastard. What a bastard. He's a class A bastard. Bastard is a great word.
He probably is a bastard too. I mean animals can't marry, so technically all animals are bastards. Hah, that makes the word "bastard" so much greater. People who don't marry but get kids are at the same level as animals. I'll make sure to share this point of view with as many people I can, as fast as I can!

Regardless of shenanigans being executed, I actually did some tidying up by the icy lake. Planted some water lilies, removed a LOT of sugar canes, made a secret cellar where I popped the enchanting table, and so on. What a badass.

KTHXBYE!

The Fantastic Mr Logic

So the other day it was the international day of ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response, it's the tingly feeling you get sometimes, maybe, if you're one of those who get that. Not everybody does, apparently. Very nice feeling. They also call it brain orgasm. Which is hilarious to the people, like me, who are incurable pervs.), and the slow-poke I am, I hadn't even liked the page before. But anyway, I did, and, well, I would classify these rather unique findings... Unique... 
What the hell Facebook? 
"Oh yeah, you like ASMR? I bet you LOVE 'Canker sores suck!' or 'Raw food' or freaking 'Up the butt with a coconut'! Yeah! Makes sense, right?"

No thanks, Facebook. No thanks.
I know you're trying to help, but....
Go home, Facebook, you are drunk.

Minecraft Solo-style

So being the show-off I am, I felt the need to show off my Minecraft cabin that I play in my single player version. I really wish I still had my very first world, still, but... No dice. This is the second world I made, so naturally the one I made the most progress on.

I have got a crummy little cabin with a lot of precious materials in it.

Front door.

View of cabin

Image of the lake and artificial waterfall.

It's a bit of a mess inside. I have realised it is a bit of a small cabin and therefore cannot fit every single chest as snuggly as I would have liked inside this, well, storage room.

Another angle. Please notice the cake.

View from the giant window of badassness. (It doesn't look as good without a texture pack, in my opinion.)

I usually use Sphax texture pack or Gerudoku, they are both gorgeous in their own ways, but as I am a lazy git, I have not yet updated either of them to fit the newest patch.
Ah, it feels good to spew random Minecraft pictures. Great stuff.

Oh, I also found out that I had Slenderman on my wall...

I found it kind of creepy, if I'm honest with you.

Overly Dramatic

The joy's of a camera.
The terrible moment in a randomly beautiful setting, where the battery depletes...
Thus is the tale of Maria the Unfortunate.

At least some half-decent shiz came out of it before the battery decided to play dead. These were taken on Ose, where we have our mountain cabin that my parents like to keep way too hot. I mean unable-to-sleep hot. I don't mind heat, heck, I'm guilty of cranking up the heat-pump to ~25 degrees a couple of times myself, but this... No. This was a whole new level of Ridiculously Hot. I promise you, if you were only in your underwear you would sweat like a pig. I don't mean sweating like I pig, actually. I mean bathing in bodily fluids. Without neither a pool nor bathtub.
Yep.
Takes the "Sticky situation"-saying to a whole new level.
And you are most welcome.

THOSE SONS OF BITCHES GOT ME TO SKI TOO! How terrible is that!
I can't stand it. So much harder than just walking. It's all right downhill (if you're not afraid of dying in the fall.), but uphill it is a nightmare. I want to emphasise that. A (dramatic pause) nightmare.

Well, got a few snaps.
Enjoy.
Cheerio!

-This is my most recent obsession. Gorgeous song.
Shoop!