Splendor and unreasonable requests

Well. Now that I only have 5 days left here in Søgne, I decided to write a lot of crap that could be interpreted as reminiscence. Or bragging. Each work.

So I have great respect for youtubers, as what they make is entirely their own, no great company has gotten their claws into their supple young flesh when they start out. One of these YouTubers is called Khyan. Or Khyan1 as his YouTube channel is called. (Check it out, he's really really awesome.)
He once tweeted about Scarlett Johannson's loveliness in Lost in Translation. When I tried to display my fondness for the leading lady, I may have slipped out a very unprofessional "stinks" concerning the movie. The fact that I even got a reply made the humiliation even greater.

I will not show any trying-to-be-hysterically-funny replies to that, because the wound is still too fresh. And they really weren't funny. At all.
Not even at a "hey, look how awkward this person is"-level.
Not even there.
I still, of course, mean that Lost in Translation is a really boring movie, but "stinks"?
Really?
Really Maria?
You couldn't have left that part out?
I will continue to figuratively face-plant my head into my figurative desk until I give up. But there you have it. Proof.

I think it's pretty cool though. That he tweeted me. I did have a tiny fangasm.

Well. I must admit that I will miss the extremely lazy life, but it will definitely be good to see classmates and friends again. I really can't wait to move into the new house. Will be good, very good, in fact to actually be able to use the kitchen without being thoroughly grossed out.
Ah, and hopefully see the Stonehenge! Malene (Her blog, you should really check it out! She's severely awesome :P) is coming with me, so hopefully we'll get to do some sightseeing, laser tag and even more hopefully, some paint-balling.
Neither of us have tried that before, so that should be an experience.

I'll leave you with this dreadful picture burnt onto your retinas. This is what my hair does it me. You're welcome.

KTHXBYE!    

Brain waves

Often I find that when I want to sleep the most, I start to think more. Yes. It's like my brain knows (which it does, as.. that is my thinking organ... I know some people are a fan of using their genitalia as their "thinkers", but I quite like to use my brain for what it is meant for. I'm a rebel like that. Wow, I guess sarcasm really is the lowest form for wit... Even more wow, this was a really long parenthesis-thing. Inner monologue maybe. I like to think of this as that. OH MY GOD I CAN BE SPIDERMAN! Only that he narrates... Moving swiftly (possibly a little late for that now) on...) that I really want to sleep and then decides to be an utter asshat and just plonk random stuff in there that I find either interesting, funny or extremely provoking.
My brain activity is probably increasing when I want to sleep, than when I'm in a normal mindset. How unfair is that!
When I want to sleep is often at 6 o'clock in the morning when I have work/uni/any other sort of appointment the next day, though, so this doesn't happen very often...
Relax, you don't have to face off the super-genius M-m...arshmallow? ... Sure, Marshmallow. Just yet.
You have time to plan how to beat me, though, you won't be able to. Let's face it. You won't be able to.
I need to sleep now, so my poor braincells get some exercise in tormenting me a little longer with their (well... My) garbage for thoughts.

Word of the day: Asshat.

You're welcome.

Fresh start

I decided to make a new email address, so I thought "why not just create a new blog as well? Maybe it'll even be better than the old one." Not that the old one was particularly marvellous, but I'm not particularly skilled at writing so it being shit would be a prerequisite.
I won't delete the old one, I'm too much of a nostalgic twit to do that.

So henceforth (I said henceforth.) I will be posting here. I probably will still fail to be funny, brag about achievements that I got in a game of sorts, rant (read: bitch and whine) and so on.

I play World of Warcraft, so I thoroughly enjoy putting screenshots in my blog.

Here is one of my BEAUTIFUL Ashes of Al'ar on Dreadmist Peak. I thought the colours looked kinda cool. And look at those wings how they bend! It's hilarious! "Hey bro, no my wings aren't broken, why would you ask me that? ...oh."Or
"Hey bro, no I wasn't alive in the ancient Egyptian times, why? ...Oh.."
"If I do yoga? I do! My favourite position is the "I am bathtub-shaped!""
"STOP! Nothing to see here! There is no undead on my back, of any sort! Please step away!"

I may have exaggerated. Anyway, I think that was it for this time. Shalom.