Sunday, 21 February 2016

What We Do When We're Alone (Spoilers)


I have been playing so much (So. Much) Dragon Age lately. I am worried for myself.
That's right. Worried for myself.
I have been playing and replaying Inquisition, started Origins, continuing with Awakening... It is SO GOOD! I can't stop! It's impossible! Send help!
I am running around with my ... Loves. Alistair... Cully-Wully... Sera.... Dorian... Iron Bull... Solas... You know... An appropriate amount of people methinks.
They are so well written! It is so fucking hard to pick a favourite. Allthough Sera, Solas and Dorian... And Alistair... And Cullen.... And Iron Bull....
No, it's too hard! (Haha! Not got the proper equipment. Wasted.)
It's impossible. They are too well written!

The music is AMAZING, listening to the bard songs all the time. Can't stop.
Dragon Age everywhere. No end.

The choices are too hard! The game is torturing me!
Should I sacrifice a fleet of unknowns or the crew of kickass awesome-people of doom?
Should I let the kind person be king and let the economy crumble or the asshole-tyrant that will boost surface-trading?
Should I let a creepy (she's awesome, really, not really creepy.) lady have her way with my man-lover to let us both live?
Should I cut a lying bugger loose for lying and owning up to his crimes or save him and risk the wrath of the people?
Should I make man-lover king or not? ALL THE CHOICES ARE SO HARD!
I hate these games so much!
I love them.
Brilliant, brilliant games.

I feel like I've sold my soul...

Thursday, 31 December 2015

The Ghost of New Year's Past

It's New Year's Eve! A whole year of whatever it was the year before! Well not really, but mostly. I lead an interesting life. Speaking of lives, my life is lost to Dragon Age: Inquisition. I am a little bit addicted. It is so good. I want to spend my life playing it. Actually, playing games in general. I would love to have that as a job. I am hireable! Please hire me!
Uh.. Yeah.
Not really. But it would be awesome.

Right, back on-topic, New Year's Eve! Woohoo! New year, new possibilities! Hopefully we will get our Youtube series actually on Youtube this year! We have been working together for almost a year now, this summer. Which is good! We've had our ups and downs like most groups do at times, but I am really hoping we'll get back into action after new year!
I really like those dudes. Wonderful people.

I really hope everyone I know have the best year to come! And get amazing opportunities! And meet amazing new people! Or old people. One must not discriminate.
It would also be nice if Trump doesn't get elected.
As a side note.
I feel like that is side-note-worthy.

Future self insight: You can stick those hopes up your arse, Past Self.

Peace, love, tolerance, respect and solidarity! And all those good words to you! 💛🎉

4th Sunday of Advent

Yeah... Ok. So I forgot to make a post on the day. #Fail and all that.
So Christmas was nice! Was nice having some time away from Oslo and away from everything. Been quite nice. What HASN'T been nice, however, is cleaning up pee from Cat most of it. She has been extreme. Extreme. 3-4 times wetting the sofa on Christmas Eve alone. I will repeat that, 3-4 times on Christmas Eve alone. I would strangle her if I didn't love the little shit.

Monday, 14 December 2015

3rd Sunday of Advent

Kitty is gone!
I sent her to my sister so she could take her with her to my aunt who will drive back to Søgne. It's only 5 days, but it will be torture! I miss my little baby allready! My darling little diva.

She is such a little brat.  Here's some pictures of her. The two on the table is taken by Erika.
The one on the bottom was taken by me. You can clearly see who is the most skilled photographer. (Hint: It's me. :P)


You can probably see why I keep calling her a diva. She is one.

Anyway, I am going back to Søgne on Friday, I am looking very much forward to that. Will be nice with a little time off as I have been sick for a week now. Well been having this cold since October, I am kind of sick of it (no pun intended, but was a rather happy accident).

It will be so nice to see family and friends again. Not seen them since July now. Well family at least. Had Carina, Frank and Malene here a couple of times, so has been very nice. Carina and Frank also got a dog called Loke, which is awesome. I can't wait to meet him! Apparently he's a freaking tornado, taking example from the Tasmanian Devil from the Looney Tunes. Nice.
I am looking so much forward to meet the little devil (again, pun not intended).



I hate that I posted this too late for it being Sunday. #Fail. I hate it. I want to turn back time 2 minutes. My OCD (disclaimer: I don't actually have OCD. I do not know the very real struggles of OCD nor will I (hopefully) ever. I apologise to the afflicted for using your.. Affliction as attempted humour) is revving up and getting in to the highest gear. Holy shit. It is crazy up in here.
Seriously though. It's bugging me above average.
With that I wish you a Merry Christmas. Have a great week!

Sunday, 6 December 2015

2nd Sunday of Advent

It's the second Sunday of Advent.
Christmas is closing in like a carcrash on tiny little Christmas Eve. (Look it up. This is statistically correct, noted from a single article from four years ago! Probably not outdated. No. Probably not.)
Anyway, I started a catlendar on Twitter (because I am basically just a stereotype of a crazy old cat lady now.) since last time, and have been extremely active.... Or about as active as the general snail.
I have got bedbugs providing for me now, because of my activity levels.

I don't actually have bedbugs. Ew.
That is not a laughing matter. Bedbugs are very real and very gross.
I would not mention having bedbugs had I actually had bedbugs.
I have some pride. A lot of pride in fact. A pride of kittens.
Look it up, it's very real.

I would like my very own pride someday. A pride of Maria's. I will use the way of the cell and procreate like a mofo.
We will slowly take over the world, bit by bit, everyone changing into me!
...Of course this is all just talk.

Merry Christmas!