Friday, 14 June 2013

THE JOURNEY OF LIFE!

Apart from the extreme sarcasm of the title..:  It seems that I wasn't completely done travelling.
Will stay in Skien a couple of days, with my best friend, Malene (Link to blog), before I proceed to Oslo and then back to Swansea. Which will be good. Hopefully will get to see sisters and friends, pimps and hoes, bangers and mash.... You know, the usual.
It's a shame that the stay down south was cut so short, and there were a couple of people I'd like to see that I didn't get to, unfortunately.
But "shit happens" as they say.
"Can't go die in a bush over the smallest obstacles", as they also like to say. 

It is also my 25th birthday. Fucking hell. 25 years! That's mental!
I'm old!
Old and decrepit.
Malene and I will probably have a "jolly good time" with our pipes, hats and whiskey. Because we're now both old. Yeah that's right, I'm calling you old, Malene. You old fart.
Yes, cane's at the ready, glasses at our disposal.
Checking each other's hair for grey's in the style of monkeys...
Ohh yeah, I forgot about the wrinkles. It's very important to examine those bastards. And naturally moan about them.
Moaning about wrinkles is the best cure for them.

When in doubt: Moan.

2 comments:

  1. Yeah soon we'll be pushing each other around in wheelchairs and getting lost in out own backyards like the senile buggers that we are!

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