Noses

I have noticed that we have a very weird nose in my family. It sort of bends to the right.
It annoys me so much! Why can't it just be a normal nose like most other noses! Why does it have to be a bitch like that!
NOSE!
Why won't you behave!

It's a lumpy nose as well, so, you know, it does get comments from other noses. There is nothing called tolerance these days, in the nasal community. Fucking...
I have no words to support my disappointment.. But I will fucking well try!

You have those noses with their little monocles and top hats glaring over at the likes of mine, like they were ruffians! Such rudeness. Just because it is a little crooked and a little bit potato-y... What a load of old horse shit! ...As Donna Noble would say, if I remember correctly.

Anyway, I am writing this to raise awareness for nose racism. Nose racism is a problem!

Be aware!
Be considerate!
Be tolerant to other noses!