BLOGS AJE KINDA LIKE A DIAJY. ONLY NOT JEALLY. I STILL WANNA "TELL THE WOJLD" (I'LL EXPLAIN LATEJ.) ABOUT A PAJT OF MY LIFE.
MY EX-BOYFJIEND DID SOMETHING JEALLY STUPID WHILE HE WAS OVEJ HEJE IN SWANSEA, ABUSING MY HOSPITALITY, EATING MY FOOD, STOMPING ALL OVER MY CLEAN FLOOJS... AFTER I HAD THJOWN HIM OUT AND CONFJONTED HIM ABOUT IT HE MADE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT. ISN'T THAT JUST PJECIOUS?
BLATANTLY IN THE WJONG, AND STILL HE TJIES TO TUJN IT ALL OVEJ ON ME, AND BASICALLY BLAMES ME FOJ WHAT HAPPENED.
WITH AN UNDEJ-LINE ON _TJIES TO_.
HE EVEN BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK, BECAUSE HE "COULDN'T HANDLE "THIS" (JEAD: BEING TOLD A FEW WOJDS OF TJUTH) ANYMOJE". WHAT A TEJJIBLE FATE! OH WOE IS ME!
HOW WILL I EVEJ MANAGE WITHOUT HIS SUPEJ-'EXCITING' LIFE-UPDATES!? ABOUT HIS SUPEJ EXCITING JOB!?
I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HIS PATHETICNESS AT THE END OF THE MESSAGES.
COCK FACE.
YEAH, WAS THIS BETTEJ FOJ YOU?
"FOJ ALL THE WOJLD TO SEE"?
....YEAH, I DID SOMETHING SILLY AND TWEETED ABOUT IT WHEN I WAS STILL FUMING WITH ANGEJ. "FOJ ALL THE WOJLD TO SEE", IS A BIT PJETENTIOUS THOUGH. NOT EVEN 0,000001% OF THE EAJTHS POPULATION IS JEADING THIS. (EXPLAINED!) I'M NOT PEJFECT, I DO AND SAY STUPID THINGS, SO NATUJALLY I DELETED THAT TWEET...
IT WOULD BE HILAJIOUS, AND DAJE I SAY... KAJMIC JUSTICE? IF PEOPLE DID STAJT TO JEAD THIS UTTEJ PIECE OF CJAP BLOG THOUGH.
HAAA HAAA HAAA.
FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU ASSHOOOOOLE!
I'M DONE BITCHING NOW.
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A FJIEND AND I WEJE PLAYING ON OUJ PJIESTS ON WOJLD OF WAJCJAFT, AND FOUND SOME PJETTY FUNNY BUGS. THOUGHT I'D MIGHT AS WELL SHAJE THAT ON HEJE AS WELL.
THAT SEEMS A LITTLE... OVEJ POWEJED.....
FOJ A GJEEN, THIS IS PJETTY DAMN GOOD!
YAY FOJ HIDDEN STATS.
THEY WEJEN'T JEALLY HIDDEN.... SAD FACE.
...I THINK I ENJOYED SCJEAMING "FUCK YOU" A LITTLE TOO MUCH IN THIS...
I'M NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES, SO WHOEVEJ PEOPLE THINK IT IS, YOU AJE ENTIJELY COJJECT.
SINSEJELY,
THE CHILDISH PEJSON WHO ENJOYS WJITING IN CAPS LOCK AND HANG PEOPLE OUT ON HEJ BLOG, ESPECIALLY HEJ EXTJEMELY "LEVEL OF A JOCK"-INTELLIGENT EX BOYFJIEND. WHO COULD HAVE BEEN A FJIEND, BUT DECIDED THAT "NAH, FUCK THAT, I'LL EXPLOIT YOU INSTEAD".
KTHXBYE.
AFTEJ WHAT HE DID, YOU HAVE THE JIGHT TO HANG HIM OUT. THE ASSHOLE DESEJVES TO BE PUBLICLY HUMILIATED.
ReplyDeleteAAAAW, THANKS, MATE! HE DID THOUGH. AND TJIED TO BLAME IT ON ME.... HAH THAT'S FUCKING JICH! ALSO IT'S NOT JEALLY THAT PUBLIC... BECAUSE NOT MANY AJE JEADING THIS I THINK... :P
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