Violet Spellwing

I AM SO HAPPY!!!! Last night I was doing a "Friendship birb" raffle-thing, hoping to get a free boost of heroic Argus in Antorus. I didn't win. But the chat was kind of fun to follow...

ANYWAY, after having not-won 4 or 5 times (which is fair, there were like 300 people each round, entering and was 4-5 spots) I saw someone advertise the run. I lept at the chance.
150 000 gold. I speed-logged over on my warlock, my bank, and transferred.

I ran to Orgrimmar (not literally. I used a portal. I'm a mage. Come on. Running is for peasants.) and to the orc starting area. I was a little worried for a second I was scammed, but it turned out golden.

They pulled the boss. They did their thing. And then. IT WAS MINE!!!
The Blood of a Titan. I swiftly teleported to Dalaran. Got my Kirin Tor Summoning Crystal, and this puppy-bad-boy-kitten was mine!!!

LOOK AT IT! OBSERVE ITS MAGNIFICENCE! IT IS MINE! I am so happy!!!!!

Where Have All the Horrifying Colours Gone?

For April Fools, Malene and I made a mess of the guild. The rank names, and especially the guild crest will probably never properly recover. RIP in peace. We ravaged those things like a port in a storm. ... Or a storm near a port? Anyway, we are the storm. Because we ravaged the port. And the port is... The.. Guild... Is my weird and convoluted point.
Nevermind.
But that ravaging also made me realise how much I wanted a horrifyingly pink transmog set. "Because," I thought to myself. "Who SHOULDN'T want to want a horrifying, harrowing, haunting and hoarse (I ran out of h-words. Don't judge me) transmog sets, for when you have to cooperate with others? It's like a present! For their eyes!"
And everybody love eye-presents.

Those who state otherwise, LIE!!!!

Anyway, here is my dream-mog. For the moment. I still don't have all the bits and pieces, and I could have sworn I had some more pink shoulders, but I couldn't find them, so I guess I don't. Yet. Otherwise... Look at this!
Isn't this just sex on a stick!?

I love it.

"Art" journal

So I have been trying to do a thing. Art journalling, more specifically. However I tend to either spazz out on the shit in the background or focus almost entirely on the journalling part (or diary, really.) which is neither arty or ... well. I guess it is journal-y.
These are pictures from my very first one. It is from a little over a year ago. If you attempt to read my awful handwriting, spoiler alert, the cat didn't make it. Was a fucking punch in the gut, or rather a cherry on top of the fucked up car-crash of what happened 5 months before and in-between. I was not in a great place. I doubt anyone is, in regards to death, to be fair.

The second picture, was a song my grandfather sang to us. Even as he was really sick he kept on singing. It was really lovely. I wanted to remember it. And even if I feel that song and moment is a little too private to share, I want to for myself. Paper burns, pictures get erased, memories are forgotten, but at least I have some of it here on my shitty little blog. :)

April Fools

Jesus Christ, so many hours went into this April Fools joke!!!  
So naturally, I need to brag about it. 

Fucking Jesus in a carusel with a turnip, getting the pictures on the top there in this post was 1) a mess and 2) a giant hassle! Please excuse the gaps. I couldn't make them any tighter.

Right. Most of the work went into the group picture, but the banner decided to be a fucking hassle as well. So I had to make a smaller, more shit version. 

So basically the story was that we were converting Dark Horizon into an ERP guild. Which, on a "normal" realms, RPing is weird enough as it is. So naturally... Go one step further! :D

It was so much fun. I tried to start at like 6-7, but had so much trouble with the PC, so ended up only getting started at, like 10-11. Which was ridiculous. Anyway, when Malene and I got started with the posing and Facebook posts and all that jam, I don't think I have laughed so much in a long fucking while. It was hysterical. The perv factor was intense. It was awesome. 
 
Paint, the program, not the item. ...Fluid? ...Paint  was used to seamlessly (*cough*) cut and glue these sexy-ass beasts (all the pictures at the top of the post) into a group picture (The bottom of the page). Because getting other people to get undressed and pose for pictures are for AMATEURS!!!
 
On your left here, you can see both posing and dirty posing, you're welcome, for you to take to your special folder and look at when Mother and Father things you're asleep. It was so much fun. I can't state how much fun it was to much around in there. At one point Malene disappeared for me, and I to her. We thought we had been spotted by a Blizzard-dude and politely "asked" to stop what we were doing, but no. It was weird, though. I would have loved it if that was the case though. I wonder how they tackle Goldshire on RP realms. X)
I wish people believed it! It was a pretty silly prank, so there's no wonder they didn't. Next year I wanna do something bigger. Though I don't know what, yet. I should start planning already... But that is far too much effort. 
I am so happy Malene wanted to join this stupid joke. It was (as I might have mentioned a million times already) so much fun to do it! I am hoping for more people online and more people to fool next time! April 1st is definitely the best day of the year.  

Here it is, by the way. My pride and joy of filth and fun:

London 2017 (The Saharaspøk Tour)

After 3 years of absence, I finally decided to grace my uni friends with my presence again.
I know. I am a saint.
I realise I should probably spread it out further, make myself more of a legend like... GOD!
You don't hear much from him (Him? Or by all means Her. No idea what the dude's name is. OH NO! Isn't it Ishmael or something? (Call me Ishmael! No thank you, buddy. I'm gonna call an obsessed sailor (Captain? I never read it. Yes yes. For shame. I'll get to it... Soon! (TM)) for an obsessed sailor and leave it at that!) Isaiah? Ikea? Irma? I don't know. I thought I did. I'll admit it. I was wrong.) do you! And s/he's riled up quite the following. People keep making them houses! I'd love for people to build me houses. There is a distinct lack of bedrooms in those places though, which is a bit of a drawback, but I mean, there is no shame in renovating!

I lost my train of thought a little bit. I went to London with Nicole, Philippa and Alun from 20-26th of august! It was heaps of fun! We did so much shit! Madness in a week!

Like we spent over 8 hours at the Harry Potter Studio tour. Next time I go there I will BREAK THIS RECORD!!! I vow this on my new Slytherin Scarf! On my house pride! House pride is extremely important.

I am getting ahead of myself.
I got up at 4.30 on the 20th and headed off to the airport. Cursing everyone and everything. I hadn't had any sleep. I was so excited to see th... I mean, I was practicing my WRATH face all night. One does not just SUMMON a legend like I (am) (heheheheh. I am legend. No? No. Nevermind.).
After I found out that they had lost my bags in Amsterdam (the shits), I trudged on towards Nicole. Nicole! Such a sight for tired, wrathful eyes!
We headed to a Primark and I had to buy shit to wear and sleep in. Fun times. I hate shopping.
We headed to our hotel and discovered we had to either walk or take the bus the last stop.
In hindsight I wish we'd have walked.
We got lost, of course. Had to wait ages and walked so much further (I am guessing) than if we'd had walked from the underground. Then we immediately had to head back out as we were meeting Alun and Philippa at a Medieval Banquet-thing. We were in a hurry. We went the wrong way around the Tower of London, so we made a BRISK CANTER around it. I liked that that stuck. :P
The medieval festival thing was so good! We got dressed up and they all looked like beautiful princesses! All of them! I found a peasant's ... bag...? I liked it a lot! :D I want one.
They had acrobats and shit while we ate. It was so good. And if we wanted the waitress, we needed to shout "WENCH!" which is awful, but hilarious.
It was so good to see them all again! I almost forgot my WRATH!!!

Day 2 was the HARRY POTTER DAY!!!!
We had ordered the 12.30 tour. Went from the hotel at 9.30 and got there at 11.30 I think it was. We had a nice muffin before we went in on the tour.
It was SO GOOD!! The Great Hall was probably the biggest thing for me... Apart from the HOLY FUCKING SHIT GIANT MODEL OF HOGWARTS at the end of the tour. I was pretty stoked about that too.
Everyone who likes Harry Potter needs to do this. It was so cool! So much fun! I loved every second of the over-8 hours we spent in there.
my LifeCycle says it was 9 hr and 20 minutes, but.. I think some of the journey was included in that. Doesn't really matter.
BUTTERBEER IS AMAZING by the way.
I spent way too much money there. But it was totally worth it.

Day 3, Sherlock Holmes day.
WE SPENT A FUCKING HOUR IN A FUCKING LINE!! The WRATH came back. I am joking. After spending over 8 hours in Harry Potter I was on cloud 9. We saw a house that was decorated the way Ol' Sher-Holm would decorate it if he had existed.
The coolest thing there was the ~300 year old Stradivarius. No doubt.
We went to eat. After we went to Piccadilly Circus for some candy shopping before followed Philippa to the bus. Was really good to see her. I had really missed all of them.
After that we had to sit down and just pass out a while. Our feet were thoroughly murdered.
We watched "The Comedy about a Bank Robbery" in the evening, which was really funny. I love my puns, so that was spot on. It dragged on a liiiiiittle bit in the 2nd half, but all in all, I really enjoyed it!
I will definitely want to see other plays from that company!

Day 4,
We got a little "lost" in the beginning on our way to Leicester Square, which I at least, really like to do when visiting a foreign city. We were on the right course, but then I mixed up Leicester square and Trafalgar Square. So WE ONLY NEEDED TO GO BACK ONE BLOCK, NICOLE!!!! :P
It's true! I was in control! My sense of direction doesn't suck, I swear!!!! :P
Nah it does a little bit. But it's ok. I like getting lost and finding new places. I don't think Nicole does. Haha!
We met up with Alun who had headed out before us and ate before we went to the Natural History Museum! Which was SO COOL! There was a hallway of animal skeletons hanging on the walls (or maybe they were fossils? That could have been it actually. But they looked so freaking cool!).
We entered a giant hall where there was hanging a gigantic whale skeleton in the ceiling. The whole place was just magic! I got a bit of a Hogwarts feeling in the skeletons-area as that was the older parts of the museum.
After the museum we rushed away over to Leicester Square again, to a place called the Comedy Store.
If and when in London, go there. To the Comedy Store. Do it. Just... Do it. Trust me.

It was so good. Impro theatre can be very hit and miss. But this hit the nail right on the head. It was so fucking good! I want to go again. Next time I go there, I definitely will. They improvised a freaking musical, like. I was very impressed by it.

Day 5
We went to Camden Market and strolled around the stalls. I was very proud. I didn't buy anything. Apart from a gift. I did struggle a little with all the people. But then again, I was kind of prepared for that. It is London after all. And Camden is very popular... But again. So many! So many! Crazy!
There was a weirdly confident tea-lady selling us tea, so I guess her confidence worked.... The others got some stuff, but none of us went crazy.
Nicole and I also owned the Cyberdog pokemon gym. So that is cool. #Cool, #Deep.
In the evening we saw School of Rock, which I was really impressed by. The kids played their own instruments. Insane!
If I had a thimble of their talent I'd probably be the next... Uh... Who is popular now? Shakira? 
.... Probably Shakira. 

Day 6
I spent tons of money on games. Which was fun. I can't wait to try them. Cheery games called "Gloom" and such. I think they have the potential of being hilarious, but then I never tried them, so I don't know. The place was called Orcs Nest, which was cool. Had loads of roleplaying books and shit there too, in addition to boardgames. I was drooling on the Cthulhu roleplaying books. But they were kinda steep, and I don't have roleplaying groups anymore, unfortunately, so I didn't get them. 
We headed over to the Harry Potter graphics designers, Minalima, who had made all the newspaper clips, book covers and all that fun stuff. It was really cool to see everything they had made in such detail.
After that I thought I had thrown out the receipt I got when buying clothes (I was given 100euro to buy shit with from KLM and needed the receipt to get the money.) as I am an idiot sometimes and just throw stuff away without thinking. So I was in a mood. I went back to the hotel alone and FOUND IT, which I was praising all the (other) Gods for. I had a relax-session, just enjoying being alone for a bit and the others came back after a bit. Nicole was meeting a friend, so Alun and I went to the South bank and just walked near the Thames and owned the pokemon gyms there. Yes we are cool, thank you for asking. It was very nice just strolling around. That is what I like to do when "getting lost". We found a festival grounds and a dude climbing a precarious looking scaffolding whilst juggling some fiery-death-shit, and we headed for Big Ben. But then Nicole called and we headed back. Apparently the faire was where she had met her friend. Which was a very hilarious, yet creepy coincidence. Her friend was super nice. We had a good ol' chat before we headed back to the hotel. 

The final day, I needed to go back to Primark and swap some stuff I got too small/too large. We went to eat and met back up with Alun. A lot of the day had already been eaten... aten...? Ett up? Is "eaten" right? It looks weird. Anyway, I got my bags, gave Alun and Nicole a good big hug and left.
Sad times.

Sad.
I was so happy I got to see at least these three feckers! <3 I love and miss them all so much, and 3 years is a lot of time to not see someone! So glad they had the opportunity to do so now.
So grateful they all wanted to! :)
My little jellybeans! <3